Let me be me..Because once I change, you will miss the ‘me’ in me.
I like my bed more than I like most people.
Sometimes it takes me all day to get nothing done.
I have to be successful because I have very expensive taste.
I hope the next big trend in music is talent!
If time is money, I am running out of time.
WARNING: I have an attitude and I know how to use it!
Don’t study me, you won’t graduate.
I carry a knife… But it’s just in case of cake!
CAUTION: You might get addicted to me.
If you don’t like me, but you follow everything I do, darling you’re a fan!
I wish I could donate my body fat to those in need.
Dear YouTube, I will always skip ads.
I’m not lazy, I’m just on my energy saving mode.
It’s not about who hurt you, and broke you down, it’s about who was always there to make you smile.
I’m not perfect but I am limited edition.
I am just a girl looking for my heart.
I’m not perfect, I make mistakes, I hurt people. But when I say sorry, I really mean it.
I’m actually not funny, I’m just mean and people think I’m joking.
I wouldn’t describe myself as a master of anything.
I’m half princess, half ninja, deal with it!
I wish Face book would notify me when someone deletes me. That way I could ‘Like’ it.
I have an eating disorder. I’m about to eat disorder of pizza, disorder of fries, and disorder of nuggets.
I’m not lazy. Someone just stole my motivation.